just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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