laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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