Banned from zoo.
Again?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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