Your mouth is God's brothel.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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