? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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