I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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