windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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