She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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