I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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