Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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