Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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