that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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