Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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