The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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