Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
are you so shy because you have an std?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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