That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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