The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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