didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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