I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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