Me too!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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