when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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