There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
