I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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