the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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