You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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