Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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