He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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