so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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