Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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