i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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