so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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