walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize
