I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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