yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Two words: blizzard sex
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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