If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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