Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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