Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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