True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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