Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
tell me about the fingering
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