Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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