: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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