who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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