Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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