I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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