is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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