The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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