It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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