that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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