ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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