I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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