So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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